Tiny But Mighty Spirit Supporter Gifts

'Hey, stupid! Don't start something you can't finish!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

Football tournament fever during office hours.

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Cheerleaders

Notre Dame Phoenix

Dog Teenagers

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

A boxer refuses to give up after he has lost the fight.

'Are you ready to be the winners?'

Football Drinks

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

'It's not good, coach. He'll be in therapy for the rest of the season.'

"The bloke buying you all the pints? That's Charlie, the local taxi driver..."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crews before Boarding

Surfing the Coif

man wearing baseball cap and Padres shirt stands next to priest wearing padre shirt

'Why didn't he stop the ball?'