Tiny But Mighty Spirit Supporter Pillows

'Hey, stupid! Don't start something you can't finish!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Do you do temporary ones that last about two weeks?"

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"The eggnog fountain is a bad idea."

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Football tournament fever during office hours.

'I Marianne, promise to see all of your games in sickness or in health, for richer or poorer until death do I watch.'

Cheerleaders

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

Notre Dame Phoenix

Dog Teenagers

"As fans we are smart enough to understand the game, but not smart enough to realize how unimportant it really is."

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'What's the name of our new mascot again?' 'Mopey.'

Tour de France champ Hendrik 'Joop' Zoetemelk

Al, you're oblivious to life's bigger picture. And loving it!

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

Species: A single, distinct kind of plant or animal having certain distinguishing characteristics.

A boxer refuses to give up after he has lost the fight.

'Simendinger! Get back to your position and quit hassling the fans.'

Football Drinks

Look sharp, women! We're shooting video of our game. I hope it shows our huge victory! Goose! It's for seniors to send to college hockey recruiters. So? It's not whether you win or lose, it's how you look playing the game!

'It's not good, coach. He'll be in therapy for the rest of the season.'

'Are you ready to be the winners?'

"The bloke buying you all the pints? That's Charlie, the local taxi driver..."

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crews before Boarding

man wearing baseball cap and Padres shirt stands next to priest wearing padre shirt

Surfing the Coif