Spirit Of Youth Prints

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'He's maturing early.'

"You're in perfect health and look half your age – I'm prescribing something to help you shut up about it."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"If they do let anyone go I don't think age will be a consideration. You shouldn't kill yourself trying to look younger than you are."

'There's so much I want to do with my life...before I reach the age of criminal responsibility, that is.'

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

The end of innocence

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

You're only young once but apparently there's no limit on childish. (Published originally on January 15, 2008.)

Mall of ages

Active pensioner.

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"Spring Chicken"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

Hit Me

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

'Dad, what were you like when you weren't a kid?'

Too young to be a grandma

Lemonade/Prune-aid

The Ageing Process.