Youth Prints

'Can you imagine anything worse...'

"Son, I really wish I could tell you that "Cowboy Ballerina" is a normal part of growing up, but... it's not."

"Mom says we're at an awkward age...too old to be cute and too young to kick out of the house."

'He loves me...he loves me not...he loves me...hey, this flower is missing a petal!'

Out of order, Fountain of Youth

The end of innocence

'It's fine to sow some wild oats. Just make sure you finally get a harvest.'

"It's weird...all I wanna do is hit fast forward, and all my parents can talk about is hitting rewind."

"Just a heads-up...trying to bribe her with cafeteria tater tots doesn't work."

"Don't make the same mistake I did and squander your years in the eighteen-to-thirty-four demographic."

"Enjoy your youth. Soon you'll be an old cynic like me with nothing worth barking at."

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

"'Eternal yout' is one thing Simkins but what we have here is 'Arrested development'!"

"It's not for sale."

Whatevs!

Kid cries when he sees a butcher's shop.

'You're too young...to have good 'ol days.'

'I wish I could misspend my youth all over again.'

Vending machine that supplies homework answers.

Whatever

The fountain of puberty

He Loves me... He loves me not... He loves me... Hey, this flower is missing a petal!

How Our Age Reflects Upon Us

Mr. Tappertit's jealousy

Young man at the beach asking friend to kiss his sister hoping he can then kiss friends sister

Wow, I hope I look that good when I'm her age.

Boy, I really need some sleep. Almost! Huff! Puff! oh, c'mon. I sure miss the old days. I never had a problem catching some Z's when I was younger.

What's wrong, little buddy? Some stupid kid called me "old." I'm young! I've been young all my life! I'm good at it. I know all about being young. I've been young since way before he was even born. He's just jealous that I'm more experienced at it than he is. Might be time for us to have a little talk.

“And, in one of life’s cruel twists, you’ll eventually be able to stay out late but you’ll no longer want to.”

"Someday we'll look back on this time in our lives and think, Man, we were high."

"... And finally, I’d like to thank the FDA for approving Botox."

Mister Mid-Life Crisis

Text Culture

"I can't find my other boot. I need to be rebooted."

Hoodie Hang-out