Spirit-of-youth Enthusiast Prints

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'He's maturing early.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

'I can't believe I'm pretending to be 55 already...'

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Spring Chicken"

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

Lemonade/Prune-aid

Hit Me

The Ageing Process.

Too young to be a grandma

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

Skateboard Park. Lessons Available. The instructor taught me all I need to know in ten minutes. He said "forget it."

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"

"It's 'Modern Music Night' tonight. Will you be joining the others in the mosh pit?"

Future Old People

You've got the body of a man less than half your age