Spirit-of-youth Enthusiast Pillows

"Times were hard for old Sid....He had to get a part-time job!"

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'He's maturing early.'

'I'm a perfect little angel while I'm asleep. It's being awake that causes me trouble.'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

"You used to be a lot more fun."

"I'm thinking about letting myself get old."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

"Miriam keeps me young."

"The next one is a hard-rockin', kick-ass, take-no-prisoners tune we wrote about turning sixty."

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Spring Chicken"

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"I don't know...but it seems like nothing ever changes around here. It's like we've been 15 years old forever!"

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

"I need you to line up by attention span."

'If there was one thing Methusela hated. It was his Birthday bumps.

Hit Me

Too young to be a grandma

The Ageing Process.

'I hate it when teen angst becomes mid-age angst.'

You've got the body of a man less than half your age

"MOM! Connor got all tangled up in his keychain lanyard again!"

"He said he's doing all he can to help me, but he can't make me any younger. But I have no interest in getting younger! I just don't want to keep getting older."

"I think I'll go home and start some unhealthy eating habits I'll live to regret."

"Have you considered releasing him back into the wild?"