Preteen Adventurers Gifts

"Can you make me look like Wolverine?"

"Look Mommy, hat!"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Would you like some wings?"

Today we learned to count to one.

Child driving a toy car

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

October 11, 2009: History is made when 8-year-old Tommy Wurtner becomes the first child to enter space.

'My 'What I Did Over The Weekend' report is about my hunting a 17,000 pound moose, deep inside Canada.Some or all of this report has been fictionalized for dramatic purposes.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

Biggles has a more staid adventure.

Kids with Fish Balloons

'You know they've reached puberty when they're more interested in Dr. Ruth than Babe Ruth.'

"WOW, we're on top of the world!"

Mistaken baby ducks.

'I know he followed you home but you can't keep him.'

'At midnight, we go over the wall.'

Statue of Liberty from the Staten Island Ferry trip.

"This is crazy! We've been here only 10 minutes, we've spent all our money, and we've got nothing to show for it!"

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"Why did I start the story with 'Twice upon a time?' Because it's a sequel."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

"If nothing else, school has prepared me for a lifetime of backpacking."

'I'm trying to get my competence and my confidence in the same place.'

Biker couple with their baby in a side car.

"Wow! According to this if I dig straight down I'll find a delivery suite."

Childhood

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

L'il Buckaroo on Board.

"Kids."

Swinging on the Chandelier

'Can we skip to the part where I charge with a light saber?'

The First National Sand Bank.