Youthful Yearner T-Shirts

Aging Magazines

'Second childhood menu, please!'

A man cheers

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

'More hair than brains.'

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

"Botox."

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Active pensioner.

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

'Dad, what were you like when you weren't a kid?'

Girl trying to be a woman

Biblical Teenager

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

Man throwing a paper dart.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

The Fountain of Youth.

"When I'm not in school, I have trouble sleeping."

'Wow! You really do look just like your baby pictures.'

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

"I'm playing Santa in the Christmas play. I need a pillow and eight tiny reindeer by Friday."

'Some of these young school leavers aren't remotely prepared for the realities of the modern work environment.'

"Well, if age is just a number, then I'd like thirty-two!"

'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'Second childhood, eh?'