Youthful Yearner Mugs

Aging Magazines

'Second childhood menu, please!'

A man cheers

'Now there's a vet that needs a holiday,'

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

Children arguing over the name of a fish

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'More hair than brains.'

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

"Botox."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Active pensioner.

Nervous Kid sees the dentist's toolkit.

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

Girl trying to be a woman

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

Biblical Teenager

Man throwing a paper dart.

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

The Fountain of Youth.

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

"When I'm not in school, I have trouble sleeping."

"I'm playing Santa in the Christmas play. I need a pillow and eight tiny reindeer by Friday."

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

'Some of these young school leavers aren't remotely prepared for the realities of the modern work environment.'

"Well, if age is just a number, then I'd like thirty-two!"

'Just because everyone applauded when you dropped your lunch tray in the cafeteria, doesn't mean that you should pursue a career in show business.'

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'

'I think I'm beginning to understand what sex is all about.'

'Second childhood, eh?'

'I'd like to buy a frame that adds youth to a portrait.'

'These are the happiest days of your life.'