Youthful Wonderer Mugs

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Child driving a toy car

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

I Heart Juggling

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

Flava Superba

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

Girl trying to be a woman

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

Biblical Teenager

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

Man throwing a paper dart.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

The Fountain of Youth.

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

Driver being taught by impatient parent

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

Lollies

"I'm playing Santa in the Christmas play. I need a pillow and eight tiny reindeer by Friday."

"This place is okay, but it's nothing to text home about."

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

Archeologists found a set of 9.7-million-year-old teeth in Germany that might belong to a primitive relative of early man. Totally unrelated question: Are you missing any teeth, Sadie. That's funny. Speaking of which, there are many ways a person could lose teeth. Threats of violence aren't funny in 2018. That's like a rule. A good pummeling never hurt anyone.

'Some of these young school leavers aren't remotely prepared for the realities of the modern work environment.'

"Well, if age is just a number, then I'd like thirty-two!"