Youthful Wonderer Pillows

'Wow! That's some growth spurt!'

Child driving a toy car

Reverse Ageing Laboratory

"Look before I leap - always. 'Think' before I leap - never!"

'God?' Earth receives its first transmission from space.

'Push'n 50, but ya still got it!!'

'Now then, Simpkins. What makes you think you could become a circus clown?'

I Heart Juggling

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'It's all right, miss, I'm only loking for our cricket-ball!'

Flava Superba

'The position calls for a mature person with young ideas.'

"Debit card, no problem. Any cash back?"

Biblical Teenager

Girl trying to be a woman

'I want to go into farming,sir the idea of sowing wild oats sounds fascinating!'

Child Testing Santa Claus's Generosity

'When a doctor looks in your ear with that pointy thing- what's he looking for...?'

''Willie the Wizard' gets out next week -- get ready to change all the locks.'

"I guess when you run out of Tooth Fairy teeth, you gotta go get a job!"

Man throwing a paper dart.

Who...what...why...when...where...whatever...

The Fountain of Youth.

Driver being taught by impatient parent

'I'm thinking about running for president. Not this term but as soon as I'm allowed to cross the street by myself.'

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

"I'm playing Santa in the Christmas play. I need a pillow and eight tiny reindeer by Friday."

Lollies

"Here's the problem, I grabbed the wrong map. This isn't the Fountain of Youth. This is the Fountain of Middle Age."

'My problems seem small to you because you're so darn BIG'

"I just think we should eat a lot more ice cream for dessert to battle global warming."

"This place is okay, but it's nothing to text home about."

'Some of these young school leavers aren't remotely prepared for the realities of the modern work environment.'

"Well, if age is just a number, then I'd like thirty-two!"

'Hope you like the oversized furniture. It helps me feel young.'