Youthful Lover T-Shirts

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Botox."

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

Active pensioner.

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

Apple Kiss

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

'Second childhood, eh?'

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

Propriety

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

'Translated, his 'I'll love you forever and always', meant, 'Until next Saturday'.'

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

'He keeps us young!'

"Listen, kid...I'm doing you a favor... Don't call here again for at least another 10 years."

'...something that will make my wife look slim and twenty years younger...'

Miss Evans and the Eagle

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

'I think I'm in love, Pop. There's a girl in my class who can text, do high school algebra and run faster than I can!'

"Can Lucy come out and date?"