Youthful Lover Prints

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

'Take my tip,sonny and say it with jelly babies.'

Cut out and keep your own DJ.

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Botox."

'When you're in love, it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life!'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'You can't keep a middle school girl from wanting to impress boys, Valerie.'

'You don't either have a date with Dora the Explorer!'

Active pensioner.

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

'Dad, what were you like when you weren't a kid?'

"Smiley, where will we be in 10 years?"

"Last one to the top's a geriatric."

"The woman I marry will be beautiful, a great cook, intelligent, pleasant and rich."

"He's not gonna lose it tonight."

Apple Kiss

'Wow! You really do look just like your baby pictures.'

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

'Second childhood, eh?'

'He keeps us young!'

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

'...A little on your snout...Then we take care of that gray on your elbows...'

'Translated, his 'I'll love you forever and always', meant, 'Until next Saturday'.'

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

Propriety

'...something that will make my wife look slim and twenty years younger...'

"Listen, kid...I'm doing you a favor... Don't call here again for at least another 10 years."

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

'I think I'm in love, Pop. There's a girl in my class who can text, do high school algebra and run faster than I can!'

Miss Evans and the Eagle