Youthful Look Lovers Prints

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Botox."

Boy on father's knee

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"It's a midriff warmer."

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Apple Kiss

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

"It's not plastic surgery - it's magic."

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

"I can't make you look younger, but I can make you look like you've had a lot of expensive plastic surgery."

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

'...something that will make my wife look slim and twenty years younger...'

'The staff seem to get younger and younger.'

'Training bra . . . what am I training for?'

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, all my babies have been designer.'

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

"You're not fooling anyone trying to cover up your age."

"Yes, daddy, we're almost to the driveway...No, Daddy, Tommy hasn't tried anything yet!"

'Unlike the other boys, a baseball cap and earring isn't good enough for you, is it, Barratt!'

'Yes, that's our founder. He posed for that on his 80th birthday.'

'What do you mean it was me who FIRST taught you to kiss - I hope you've not been kissing anyone else!'

"Don't you think you should dress your age not your, er, espadrille size?"

Getting older.