Youthful Look Lovers Prints

'...A little on your snout...Then we take care of that gray on your elbows...'

'Teenagers!'

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Botox."

Boy on father's knee

"If you wear these caps backwards, they keep the sun out of your eyes."

"It's a midriff warmer."

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

Apple Kiss

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

'I gave Amy Tilly a box of candy, and she's going to be my valentine until it's gone.'

"It's not plastic surgery - it's magic."

'Why do you have your hat on backwards?'

"My mom and dad are still very sharp."

'The staff seem to get younger and younger.'

"What is it with you and your baggy clothes?"

'...something that will make my wife look slim and twenty years younger...'

'Training bra . . . what am I training for?'

"Ripped jeans are totally out. The new trend is no jeans. I just bought some for 280 bucks!"

The school's security staff began to think Fred was deliberately taunting them with his latest body piercing.

"I can't make you look younger, but I can make you look like you've had a lot of expensive plastic surgery."

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

'I don't know what all the fuss is about, all my babies have been designer.'

Two Boys Dressed As Gentlemen.

"The lower you ride, the cooler you are."

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

New for 40-somethings who don't want to look like geezers...

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

"You're not fooling anyone trying to cover up your age."

"Yes, daddy, we're almost to the driveway...No, Daddy, Tommy hasn't tried anything yet!"

'Unlike the other boys, a baseball cap and earring isn't good enough for you, is it, Barratt!'

'Sorry, Ferguson -- Scoutmasters don't have the AUTHORITY to perform weddings.'

'Yes, that's our founder. He posed for that on his 80th birthday.'

"Don't you think you should dress your age not your, er, espadrille size?"

Getting older.