Youthful Glamour Seeker Prints

"It's not plastic surgery - it's magic."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Hooray for Bollywood!

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

"Spring Chicken"

Restraining orders from the stars.

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am.

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

"I've got a new job, mom! I'm in show business!"

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille."

Red Carpet

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

"Your career needs a jumpstart. Rehab is pass?. How about 3 weeks in prison?"

How the other half live.

Cybergoths.

Botox!

Flo didn't know what was odder: the beauty tip that hemorrhoid cream reduces bags under the eyes or that she actually tried this beauty tip.