Hollywood Glam Seeker Prints

Jennifer Shrader Lawrence

"I'll do the movie but I want to be highly compensated and highly acclaimed."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

The rock caricature

'It's not for myself, you understand."

Why you've never heard of Ricky Rat.

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

"It's the only way I can justify buying so many shoes."

Hooray for Bollywood!

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'Your future looks charming.'

"So, do you see yourself as a car valet who writes screenplays or a screen writer who parks cars?"

Silver Fox

"The script isn't funny, but maybe if we put some unfunny actors in it and get an unfunny director it will be funny."

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

"Goodness! These tomatoes look so good!"

Danae's Celebrity Career: 'I don't know where to begin in deciding what I want to be when I grow up...I want people to shut and leave me alone, and I need lots of attention, so...'

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

"Face it - in this town, either you're a star or you're just another brown dwarf."

'Most of all, I'd like to thank god. . .'

Hollywood or bust!

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

Fred Astaire

"What I mean is what do you do with yourself all day?"

"No guarantees, right?"

"I'm thinking action roles might not really be your thing."

Real Estate Personals

Welcome to Hollywood

"He's left a suicide screenplay."

'Music hath charms,' &c.

Live the Dream!

Kelly Mittendorf

'It's 'big office' meets 'poorly-received flop'!'

"Hear me out. Batman - again."