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"It's not plastic surgery - it's magic."

Other girl's luxuries are my necessities.

'It's not for myself, you understand."

School Career Choices: Celebrity chef, celebrity gardener,celebrity plumber, celebrity vet, celebrity painter & decorator. . .

Hooray for Bollywood!

Maps to the homes of guys with friends who know some of the limo drivers of the personal trainers of the stars.

'I hate to ski. But I look so cute in the outfits!'

'Hey guys?. . . Help us think what Dale could do for his '15 minutes of fame.''

"If there is no more American Idol what am I going to do to become famous?"

LEMONADE, 'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Wasn't I lovely then eh, Tiddles?"

Fred Astaire

'This scent goes well with a diamond necklace.'

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

Kelly Mittendorf

Restraining orders from the stars.

"Spring Chicken"

"Let's go someplace else. There are no paparazzi here."

"I do feel like my old self, but I want to feel like my young self!"

'I'm worried that I might have slept through my 'fifteen minutes of fame'.'

Rich Cow: 'Simon Cowell'

'Well if you can't make me look like Cameron Diaz, just re-apply my lipstick and touch-up my mascara thanks.'

Red Carpet

Carla Bruni

"I've got a new job, mom! I'm in show business!"

"Oh, Freddy! I just knew it would be like this!"

Rich Cow: 'Chasing Celebrities'

'Sure, I can make you look like Venus de Milo, but it will take two amputations!'

I always think of old age as ten years older than I am.

"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille."

"And I'll have my usual - 'Mutton dressed as lamb'!"

"Your career needs a jumpstart. Rehab is pass?. How about 3 weeks in prison?"

How the other half live.

Botox!

'I don't care. You're not going over to the dark side and that's final.'