Youthful Maturity Lover Pillows

I'm young, yes, but not at heart

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Botox."

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

Propriety

'He keeps us young!'

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

"Listen, kid...I'm doing you a favor... Don't call here again for at least another 10 years."

"I can't make you look younger, but I can make you look like you've had a lot of expensive plastic surgery."

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

'Second childhood menu, please!'

Immature Cheese

Miss Evans and the Eagle

"Can Lucy come out and date?"

'...something that will make my wife look slim and twenty years younger...'

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

"Oh no! Buy new clothes so I can go on a date, and then I have to ask dad for a ride to the movies, and I got this pimple last week right on my chin! Why is this happening?!"

"That growth spurt I was waiting for didn't quite turn out the way I'd hoped."

Young Love.

"All I know is I will never wake up my inner child again."