Youthful Maturity Lover Gifts

I'm young, yes, but not at heart

'Of course she hasn't aged a bit. She's married to a plastic surgeon!'

"Botox."

"So you dreamed you were an adult?"

"I will have the riesling, and a thimble of your best pinot noir for the little lady."

'Your dad wouldn't let you borrow the car tonight?'

'My dad must like you, or he would have charged by now.'

'It must be love if your sneakers melted!'

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

"I didn't start seriously accessorizing until my mid-thirties."

'I must be growing up. I've caught myself washing my hands without being told to.'

'I'd invite you in, but I'm way too young to settle for less.'

"You want privacy, don't date my daughter!"

"The trouble with children is they don't act like adults."

Moo! Honk! Don't stoop to their level Henry!

'He keeps us young!'

Propriety

"Congratulations. I just need your initials here."

"Gracie, is this a love note? Who's Tyler?"

'...something that will make my wife look slim and twenty years younger...'

"Listen, kid...I'm doing you a favor... Don't call here again for at least another 10 years."

Immature Cheese

'Look, love, playing hard to get clearly isn't working. How about playing easy to get instead.'

'Second childhood menu, please!'

"I can't make you look younger, but I can make you look like you've had a lot of expensive plastic surgery."

Miss Evans and the Eagle

"Can Lucy come out and date?"

Middle-Aged Mutant Ninja Turtles

'How do you do it? You don't look a day over 3G!'

"I didn't fight in the Punk Rock Wars so you could grow up to be a fine upstanding member of society!"

Those guys are too green; I'm waiting for Mister Ripe.

Young Love.

"Oh no! Buy new clothes so I can go on a date, and then I have to ask dad for a ride to the movies, and I got this pimple last week right on my chin! Why is this happening?!"

New for 40-somethings who don't want to look like geezers...

"All I know is I will never wake up my inner child again."