Maturity Aficionado Pillows

Sitting in a tree

Valentine Day

Ed's receding hairline!

"You kept me awake all night, grinding your gums."

"I opened the last of the emergency wine."

"At a certain point, I bring them back."

Love Birds love just being together

"Botox."

'It looks like you're suffering from TMB... too many birthdays...'

You just keep giving.

'Great news, Methuselah Tests show you'll live to be 100!'

'If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.'

The end of innocence

"Only time can heal a broken heart, Brenda, and fortunately I have the time, every Thursday at three o'clock."

"Legs up to here!"

'You think you're an incurable romantic? My prescription is to get married.'

"I'll tell you what he's got that we haven't - a bigger leaf!"

"On my taxes, I claimed my inner child as a dependent."

'If I knew it would mean all these hospital appointments, I'd never have got old!'

A small heart within a big heart.

"You'll see - when you get older, parts start to sag."

Gerontologist on the phone - 'Oh, you know ... same old, same old ... and how are things with you?'

Adult Book Store. Leaving home. Finding a Job. Getting Married. Buying a House. Raising Kids. Living with Stress.

Man Flap

An old woman measuring the decreasing height of an old man using a height chart

Middle Age - The Magazine For You - Yeah, You!

How to injury yourself as an adult

'My astrologer says one thing, my guru says another, my psychiatrist says something else - I don't know who to turn to anymore.'

Man and Tree - I need a hug.

101 Positions/101 Excuses

Rational explanations

"When did I change from seizing the day to just seething?"

'I asked you for one good reason why I should follow your advice, not six.'

"She was my secretary before we got married, now she's the treasurer."