Campus Activities Gifts

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."

'I'm with the Campus Police, ma'am... we had a tip than someone in this dorm may be reading for pleasure.'

"There's something weird about Emily. She actually likes school!"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Still, diving for it would look good on my college application.

Cheers For The Hollyhock Middle School Chess Team

'Hi, Miss Henderson, we did collage in class today. Can you drive me home?'

Need a Qualified Adult for Pooh Sticks

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Pfff, eating homework is nothing! My mum eats the clothes off the clothes line..."

The best PE teacher in the World.

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

"Could you repeat that word?"

'Who I played in Summer Stock.'

Leak in the fish tank.

'So you have a PhD, big deal, everyone working here has one! The question is, what can you really do?'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"Graduation day at kite flying school."

"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."

Jumping cheerleaders

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

I drive, therefore I am.

'It could be worse. Imagine what it'd be like if we hadn't gone to that team building session last week.'

'Look. Billy Curry did a nude!'

"Hey, there's Sara, padding her college-entrance résumé!"

SEX EDUCATION, 'It's a crazy idea, but it just might work.'

"If I can't use a calculator, may I use my Dad's old slide-rule?"

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