College Events Gifts

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Green Balloon

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Paul goes home for the holidays

All dressed up and no place to go

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Jumping cheerleaders

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

Cambridge dons eat a banquet outside to prove they only get one chicken each.

Man, Lemont … how long's it been? Twenty years? Just about. You still working at Pigville Pork Burgers? Nah … I got a job as the Candorville Chronicles White House correspondent. Then I went on to found Candorville.com, the internet's seventh largest source for news and opinion. Oh. That's cool. That's cool. How do you not know this? We're Facebook friends. I post links to my articles every day. We were roommates all through college, and you don't even read my updates? Facebook's for reading yo

King of Music.

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.