College Party Gifts

"You probably don't need to specify 'toga party'."

"Bro, no!"

"What A Party."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

Bacchus.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Champagne

Cat Nip.

Party Animals.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

Cardiac Recovery.

"I was almost that last year."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Early photobombing

Bubbly

'No standing while room is in motion.'

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

"I just realized you're my entire entourage."