College Party Gifts

"You probably don't need to specify 'toga party'."

"Bro, no!"

"What A Party."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

Sloaney Pony.

Children's Parties

I could have danced all night!

"May I have this arythmic flail?"

Mardi Gras

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"Let's just say I have a pre-existing condition."

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Postgraduates A group of posts on their way to class.

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

Cow Pinatas

Champagne

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Party Animals.

Bacchus.

Cat Nip.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

Bubbly

Early photobombing

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'That'll be four twenty for the beers and sixty quid for the Xmas decorations.'

C'mon, it'll be fun! I'll throw on some stars, pop in a few planets, drum up a life form or two, and this place will be hoppin'! The Big Shebang Theory.

Cardiac Recovery.