Campus Party Enthusiast Gifts

"I love college."

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

Party Animals.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Green Balloon

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Canape?

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

All Hail the Matriarchy

A man looks up at the earth

All dressed up and no place to go

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"I see you have a lot of experience in re-tail. . ."

'Malty tasking.'

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'How come we never get invited to 'come as you are' parties?'

When I said, "Let the good times roll," I didn't mean to let go of the keg.