Campus Party Enthusiast Mugs

"I love college."

Party Animals.

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

Canape?

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

Green Balloon

I'm getting ready to apply for college. Do you have a list of party schools?

Man at penthouse party walks out onto terrace and is startled to see the Earth, instead of the moon, shining in the sky.

The Streets - Night

"See that stain? My wife did that, not me. All her, totally her fault."

A man looks up at the earth

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

"Send ME to bed early, will they?"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

Bar: Now serving 24 hours - 'I want to get as wasted as you look.'

"Hey, just wanted to say bye again, guys, I'm off to join the circus."

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

The Happiest Hen in Acle

A car towing a yacht full of people partying down a rural road.

"We used to entertain a great deal."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

'The mask?... Oh, I always try to obscure my face a little, at parties. Just to give the other guys a fighting chance.'

Girl's hair comes unfastened as a dance is about to begin

'Malty tasking.'