Campus Events Gifts

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

'Someone got me because I matched her purse, I've been to a rock concert, a night club and two weddings, Life as a designer dog is great but I'd trade caviar for kibble to get a good night's sleep,'

'Now I kinda wish we had planned a bigger wedding.'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Yearbook

'Smashing party, Miss - can we have another one tomorrow?'

Green Balloon

"I am so attracted to you right now."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

Paul goes home for the holidays

All dressed up and no place to go

"Remember, if I can't introduce you it's because I can't remember their name - so that's when you step in and introudce yourself so we can get them to say it, okay?" - Company Party Prep.

'In hindsight, we should have spent more on marketing than entertainment.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

The Epsom Derby - The Finishing Line

'They're being damn noisy in the hospitality box next door,'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'We're the first film ever in HD 3-D DOUBLE D!'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

'You must be Jimmy's father . . .'

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

Jumping cheerleaders

'Is this a party, a cheese and wine do, a cocktail party, a soiree or just another of your old cronies get-togethers?'

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Now I'll open up the floor to questions and batsh*t crazy rants.

The Janitor at the Harvard University Alumni Reunion is one of the Gang.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

King of Music.

Cupcake jumps out of cake.

I know it seems a bit misplaced, but it does pay all the wedding expenses !'

Inhospitality tent.