Campus Life Celebrator Gifts

Posh students drinking beer.

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

All Hail the Matriarchy

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"Cheers to being a person."

Safe spaces?

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"Day 19,918: Once again, Gary cannot believe he's still alive."

"I love college."

'Dude, you gotta lay off the Mac n' Cheese!'

Taser incident.

Home for Seniors.

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

Cutting Room Floor

This house believes that "No Platforming" is not an attack on free speech.

Philosophy Department: You are Here...But why?

Trouble at med school - "Gosh, it's already my third day and I'm still sober."

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."

"The good news is that the Remedial Learning Program is more popular than ever, which is also the bad news."

"OK, class, for Hispanic Heritage Month, I want you draw a Latino hero."

Campus police are dorm troopers.

Campus. It seems logical that when cleaning the statue of the dental school founder we should remove plaque.

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."

"With gender and platforming issues I'll probably leave with a degree in confusion."

'Our names aren't here so let's go for a drink!'

'Mo got a hardship grant to attend university.'

"For Hispanic Heritage Month, I declare myself...queen of Hispanic heritage!"