Campus Life Lovers Gifts

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Santa does a keg stand.

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

Our college is tuned to the students' every need! Campus Visits. We have body image awareness week. Safe sex awareness week. Bullying, drug use and tolerance awareness weeks. What did I miss? Welcome. History, math or English awareness week? Great idea. I'll suggest that.

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Teacher and students.

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

"Quit your whining... Someday you'll appreciate affordable student housing."

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

'Dude, you gotta lay off the Mac n' Cheese!'

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

Taser incident.

School girl taking an exam labelled OMG Level.

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

"So, is it like a foursome then, miss?"

"I can't believe it's another day closer to the end of school. This is the saddest time of the year. At least until tomorrow...then that will be the saddest time of the year."

Cutting Room Floor

"I guess we love Uni because we get to narrow our minds with like-minded people."

Philosophy Department: You are Here...But why?

Trouble at med school - "Gosh, it's already my third day and I'm still sober."

The life of a professor is great- it's either publish or PARIS!'

"We just want you to know that wherever you wind up going to college is fine with us, as long as it's someplace we can brag about to our friends."

'I admit I copied all my essays from the internet.'

Canine Frat Parties

"The good news is that the Remedial Learning Program is more popular than ever, which is also the bad news."

Campus. It seems logical that when cleaning the statue of the dental school founder we should remove plaque.