Campus Life Lovers Gifts

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Santa does a keg stand.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"And in the category of 'The Most Amazing Comeback from an Academic Nosedive,' the winner is..."

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

'I'm on the short degree course... hell of a lot to pack into one year!'

Teacher and students.

"Well, my IQ is 180--and that's in Centigrade, not Fahrenheit."

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

"Millstone is not yet a full professor."

'Dude, you gotta lay off the Mac n' Cheese!'

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

Taser incident.

School girl taking an exam labelled OMG Level.

"I can't believe it's another day closer to the end of school. This is the saddest time of the year. At least until tomorrow...then that will be the saddest time of the year."

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

"So, is it like a foursome then, miss?"

"I guess we love Uni because we get to narrow our minds with like-minded people."

Philosophy Department: You are Here...But why?

Trouble at med school - "Gosh, it's already my third day and I'm still sober."

The life of a professor is great- it's either publish or PARIS!'

"We just want you to know that wherever you wind up going to college is fine with us, as long as it's someplace we can brag about to our friends."

'I admit I copied all my essays from the internet.'

Campus police are dorm troopers.

The Dean of Physics Demonstrates the Basic Premise of Give and Take, And in Particular Take, To Professor Kott.

"The good news is that the Remedial Learning Program is more popular than ever, which is also the bad news."