Campus Life Connoisseur Gifts

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

Santa does a keg stand.

'I'm going to have to give up drinking and drugs when I leave uni - to pay off my bank loan.'

'When I was studying animal husbandry, I met the animal who became my husband.'

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"The principal has sat in on so many of my classes, I'm thinking of giving him the exam."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Teacher and students.

Scenes we'd most like to see...

"I need a gap year."

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

"Term paper?! How do we do that? We haven't done a term paper all year!"

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

"I said 'I quit'. Nobody listens to me any more."

Taser incident.

"I guess we love Uni because we get to narrow our minds with like-minded people."

Philosophy Department: You are Here...But why?

Trouble at med school - "Gosh, it's already my third day and I'm still sober."

The life of a professor is great- it's either publish or PARIS!'

'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.'

"So how's that math grade looking? What's the team GPA this year?"

The Medical Student

"We just want you to know that wherever you wind up going to college is fine with us, as long as it's someplace we can brag about to our friends."

Campus police are dorm troopers.

Canine Frat Parties

The Dean of Physics Demonstrates the Basic Premise of Give and Take, And in Particular Take, To Professor Kott.

"That's the famous Josh—a high-impact body harboring a very low-impact mind."