College Connoisseur Gifts

Looking for a gift that resonates with the refined college connoisseur? Our curated collection offers stylish and witty items that highlight love for arts, culture, and smart humor. Whether they’re into classic art, good coffee, or clever designs, you’ll find something that matches their sophisticated interests. These thoughtful gifts are ideal for graduation, birthdays, or just because they appreciate the finer things—inside and outside the classroom. Show them you understand their unique blend of academic passion and creative spirit with a gift that’s as smart as they are.

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"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!" mockup

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

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'My mom said someday I'll grow up and go to college!' 'My mom can burp the alphabet. She learned how in college!'

'My mom said someday I'll grow up and go to college!' 'My mom can burp the alphabet. She learned how in college!' mockup

'My mom said someday I'll grow up and go to college!' 'My mom can burp the alphabet. She learned how in college!'

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'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.'

'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.' mockup

'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.'

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'The History Channel is all reruns.' mockup

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

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"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me." mockup

"That's the guy I hired to read Proust for me."

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Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body. mockup

Sure, he's a zombie but hey, it's nice to finally meet someone who is more interested in my brains than my body.

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"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'" mockup

"I said the males were 'evolving' – I didn't say they were 'maturing.'"

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New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!! mockup

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

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'Tony, you always try to lead.'

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'He likes to power nap.'

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'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!' mockup

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

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"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!" mockup

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

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'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.' mockup

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

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Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out. mockup

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

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Night of the Latkes

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Farm Humor.

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'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?' mockup

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

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'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?' mockup

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

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The Trojan Beagle.

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Happy Hour

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Bangers and Mash

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Emergency Phone.

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'I was an egg in the Easter play.' mockup

'I was an egg in the Easter play.'

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'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.' mockup

'I haven't been able to come to grips with it. My hands are too small.'

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"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years." mockup

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

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'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?' mockup

'Which wine list would you like, Sir - Classics or Plonk?'

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The Snarky District

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"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?" mockup

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

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10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter. mockup

10 Good Things about a Minnesota Winter.

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'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.' mockup

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

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'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?' mockup

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

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"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night." mockup

"Well, at least it's an improvement from last night."

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Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff. mockup

Girl who can't cook meets guys who can't fix stuff.

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'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.' mockup

'Satchel, I have just had a revelation.'

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"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?" mockup

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

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College Connoisseur Gifts Collection

College Connoisseur Mugs

Discover a collection of mugs that celebrate the college connoisseur’s love for art, wit, and good taste—perfect for brightening up mornings.

College Connoisseur Pillows

Browse pillows that add cultured comfort to their home, reflecting their love for art, humor, and sophisticated relaxation.

College Connoisseur Prints

Explore art prints that elevate their space with a touch of creativity and wit, perfect for the college connoisseur’s refined aesthetic.

College Connoisseur T-Shirts

Find t-shirts that capture the clever, creative spirit of the college connoisseur—ideal for stylish expression of their refined interests.