College-bound Connoisseurs Gifts

Looking for gifts for college-bound connoisseurs? Our collection features clever, charming items perfect for students ready to conquer new academic and creative worlds. Find something that motivates and brings a smile as they embark on their educational journey, blending humor with inspiration.

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Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.

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"One year closer to college!"

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Henrik Ibsen,

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Ten Years to get the Ph.D

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"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!" mockup

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

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'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

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'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

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'What I don't understand, is how a guy named Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart stayed out of fights long enough to compose any music.'

'What I don't understand, is how a guy named Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart stayed out of fights long enough to compose any music.' mockup

'What I don't understand, is how a guy named Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart stayed out of fights long enough to compose any music.'

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'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?' mockup

'You've spent the last 20 years in college. What made you stop hiding from the real world?'

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The Leaning Tower of Pizza

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"Oh George. My heart."

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"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish."" mockup

"These days, professor it's "T.V. punditry or perish.""

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RunningBear@Arrowhead.com.

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"We just want you to know that wherever you wind up going to college is fine with us, as long as it's someplace we can brag about to our friends."

"We just want you to know that wherever you wind up going to college is fine with us, as long as it's someplace we can brag about to our friends." mockup

"We just want you to know that wherever you wind up going to college is fine with us, as long as it's someplace we can brag about to our friends."

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'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.'

'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.' mockup

'I started a whole new business, Mom! Kids are paying me to complete their college applications.'

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Maxim Gorky.

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"I'm glad this is the last of it. Mom and Dad kept smiling, but I know it's breaking their hearts that I'm going to be living at college!"

"I'm glad this is the last of it. Mom and Dad kept smiling, but I know it's breaking their hearts that I'm going to be living at college!" mockup

"I'm glad this is the last of it. Mom and Dad kept smiling, but I know it's breaking their hearts that I'm going to be living at college!"

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'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.' mockup

'She's so posh, she can make her wind sound like Verdi's 'Requiem'.'

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'Interesting specialist subjects.' mockup

'Interesting specialist subjects.'

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Boris Bike

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'You need to get your grades up...because good grades are an early sign of good credit scores.'

'You need to get your grades up...because good grades are an early sign of good credit scores.' mockup

'You need to get your grades up...because good grades are an early sign of good credit scores.'

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'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.' mockup

'I had a good share and tell, Ms. Gibbs, but my family made me sign a confidentiality agreement.'

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"Have you considered not going home at night? Just think of the travel savings.."

"Have you considered not going home at night? Just think of the travel savings.." mockup

"Have you considered not going home at night? Just think of the travel savings.."

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Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

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Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

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Drinkers.

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One Week Only! The 100 Greatest Paintings of All Time!

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One Week Only! The 100 Greatest Paintings of All Time!

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Binge Drinking On Campus.

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'My mom said someday I'll grow up and go to college!' 'My mom can burp the alphabet. She learned how in college!'

'My mom said someday I'll grow up and go to college!' 'My mom can burp the alphabet. She learned how in college!' mockup

'My mom said someday I'll grow up and go to college!' 'My mom can burp the alphabet. She learned how in college!'

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'Son, this college is known as nothing but a big party school. Good choice!'

'Son, this college is known as nothing but a big party school. Good choice!' mockup

'Son, this college is known as nothing but a big party school. Good choice!'

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College-bound Connoisseurs Gifts Collection

College-bound Connoisseurs Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs designed for college-bound connoisseurs, perfect for morning motivation or a cheerful study break.

College-bound Connoisseurs Pillows

Find the perfect pillows to make any college space more inviting and personalized with our playful and inspiring designs.

College-bound Connoisseurs Prints

Brighten their dorm or study area with prints that inspire and entertain—ideal for college-bound connoisseurs who love a touch of wit.

College-bound Connoisseurs T-Shirts

Discover our witty t-shirts that celebrate the spirit of college-bound connoisseurs—great for campus days or casual gatherings.