College Culture Aficionado Gifts

'Interesting specialist subjects.'

Alpha Delta LambdaAlpha Delta PIgAlpha Delta MuAlpha Delta CHIcken.

'Hmph. College kids.'

College. Did you pick a major yet? I'm doing a double major in art and logic --- I want to draw my own conclusions!

The Selfie

All Hail the Matriarchy

Santa does a keg stand.

'Rehab centre' "I'm addicted to Irvine Welsh"

"I wish my Dad would get off my back! It's only been nine years and he wants to know if I've picked a major yet!"

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Yahoo! What's that about? She got into the college of her choice. Which college is it? Not sure. She chose to apply to 37. West Fester High School.

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

"No, I'm not the first in my family to attend college. But I am the first at an Ivy."

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Elvis Presley

Hoxton map.

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Mark Twain

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

Bernard Levin

"What are they complaining about?... The local content is the audience...

"If Shakespeare were alive today, he would be driving this make of Sports Utility Vehicle."

The farm-raised catfish goes to college

Over-reaction Man.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

Ladmag - Caution, immature content.

'It was your typical student flat: dirty dishes, broken furniture, grubby carpet and cracks in the walls'

"He wields his culture like a blunt instrument."

"Mmm, apple pie—an American icon."

Pagan God in church, "He's asking for political asylum."

Easter Island

'How God invented polish'

"Your dad’s right — this is way better than watching TV."