University Culture Fan Gifts

"Are you sure her voicemail didn't say to 'bring a rose'?"

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

All Hail the Matriarchy

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Yale makes better lock than rival Harvard.

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

Teacher and students.

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

Med School Mascots.

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

Hip hop Santa.

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

'My parents didn't want me to get left behind.'

"I guess we love Uni because we get to narrow our minds with like-minded people."

"I've spent more sending my son on college campus tours than I did getting my degree."

'It's all a load of Voltaire!'

Bling Bling.

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

The Artificial Intelligentsia

'Quit basketball to concentrate on school. Are you crazy? Do you want to end up like all those other dreamers with a college degree and no job?'

'Let your people go? - That would destabilize the whole REGION!'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

The End Of A Great Partnership....

The Dean of Physics Demonstrates the Basic Premise of Give and Take, And in Particular Take, To Professor Kott.

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

Canine Frat Parties

'I admit I copied all my essays from the internet.'

'Interesting specialist subjects.'

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

Harvard Waiting List