University Culture Fan Gifts

"Are you sure her voicemail didn't say to 'bring a rose'?"

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

Ten Years to get the Ph.D

Big Fish Little Fish Cardboard Box.

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

Teacher and students.

Cover Design for Cambridge ABC (Student Magazine)

Dear folks. Well, you were right; being the prettiest gator of the Everglades hasn't helped me one bit.'

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

Hip hop Santa.

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'...then I got my masters in psychology, and a year later I earned my Ph.D. in sociology. By the time I get my master in math and my doctorate in history, I'll be ready to retire.'

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

'My parents didn't want me to get left behind.'

'It's all a load of Voltaire!'

"I guess we love Uni because we get to narrow our minds with like-minded people."

"I've spent more sending my son on college campus tours than I did getting my degree."

Bling Bling.

Yale,Yale,Yale,Yale,Kale

'Quit basketball to concentrate on school. Are you crazy? Do you want to end up like all those other dreamers with a college degree and no job?'

'Let your people go? - That would destabilize the whole REGION!'

'Interesting specialist subjects.'

Peddler selling directory of street peddlers.

The Dean of Physics Demonstrates the Basic Premise of Give and Take, And in Particular Take, To Professor Kott.

'I admit I copied all my essays from the internet.'

"Must be some kind of cult movie."

The End Of A Great Partnership....

Canine Frat Parties

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race,1870-The Crews Approach Putney Bridge

Welcome to the British Museum...