University Nostalgia Fan Gifts

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

Go team!

"I want a top education, but don't milk me dry with school fees."

'We're out of earshot now, so you can drop the phoney, Oxbridge accent.'

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

Bell ringer.

"I've spent more sending my son on college campus tours than I did getting my degree."

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

The boss is sending me back to school.

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

'Quit basketball to concentrate on school. Are you crazy? Do you want to end up like all those other dreamers with a college degree and no job?'

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

Prom 2020

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

"This is a weird frat."

"You've really blotted your copy book this time Higgins!"

"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"

There's always one.

"Are you sure her voicemail didn't say to 'bring a rose'?"

'You don't believe that stuff about classroom 213 being haunted, do you?'

'Please continue your education. I like working at this university.'

"I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave"