College Nostalgia Addict Gifts

"I played polo in college."

Go team!

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

Bell ringer.

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Boys at Leisure

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

The boss is sending me back to school.

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

Prom 2020

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

'I hate to quit school, Mrs. Wiggins, but I got a better offer.'

"You've really blotted your copy book this time Higgins!"

"This is a weird frat."

"You don't bring me apples anymore."

"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"

"I'm starting to think being class clown was a bad career move."

"I went to my college class reunion. Everyone else is unemployed."

'I like my history teacher. He's kind of old and I think he lived through much of the history he's teaching.'