College Nostalgia Buff Gifts

"I tried some in college, but I never inhaled."

Go team!

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

Bell ringer.

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

"I was just transferred to the fraternity word."

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

The boss is sending me back to school.

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

Prom 2020

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

"You've really blotted your copy book this time Higgins!"

"This is a weird frat."

"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"

"I went to my college class reunion. Everyone else is unemployed."

There's always one.

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

'You don't believe that stuff about classroom 213 being haunted, do you?'

"I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave"

'This is what we use for that 'new school year' smell.'

Binge Drinking On Campus.

'This is just like middle school, except here, they have a dedicated room to demoralise you.'

'You'll never forget your college experience, though grades indicate you've tried.'