College Nostalgia Buff Pillows

"I tried some in college, but I never inhaled."

Go team!

What've you been up to since college, Lemont? Oh, I became a journalist … had a kid, blah blah … but I wanna hear about you, Rudy. Grigori Rasputin. How've you been all these years? How's your Uncle Mort? Are you a Russian spy? Boop boop boop. How'd that stomach-tumble-translator startup you founded in the nineties go? Wait ... what did you say you became? What do they have on President Trump? How's your cat? Boop.

"Now, my brave little soldier, do you have everything...an apple for your teacher, your satchel, pencils and books - your existential misery??"

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

Do Not Pass. Just like high school.

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Bell ringer.

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

"I was just transferred to the fraternity word."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

The boss is sending me back to school.

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

Prom 2020

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

"You've really blotted your copy book this time Higgins!"

"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"

"This is a weird frat."

"I went to my college class reunion. Everyone else is unemployed."

There's always one.

Admit it! You're gonna miss High School. Best 5 1/2 Years of Your Life.

'You don't believe that stuff about classroom 213 being haunted, do you?'

"I need time off to go back to college and party. Fraternity leave"

'This is just like middle school, except here, they have a dedicated room to demoralise you.'

'This is what we use for that 'new school year' smell.'

Binge Drinking On Campus.

'You'll never forget your college experience, though grades indicate you've tried.'