College Nostalgia Hunter Pillows

"This is a weird frat."

Go team!

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

Bell ringer.

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

Boys at Leisure

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

The boss is sending me back to school.

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

Prom 2020

'I hate to quit school, Mrs. Wiggins, but I got a better offer.'

"You don't bring me apples anymore."

"You've really blotted your copy book this time Higgins!"

"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"

"I'm starting to think being class clown was a bad career move."

'I like my history teacher. He's kind of old and I think he lived through much of the history he's teaching.'

"I went to my college class reunion. Everyone else is unemployed."

There's always one.