College Nostalgia Enthusiast Gifts

"It was a party school."

Go team!

"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

Principal: You are here, and you should be ashamed of yourself.

"Okay, there's one thing I like about school starting. I have a girlfriend this year."

'You talk about her so much. Why don't you invite that Alma Mater of yours to dinner sometime?'

"...and smoking is forbidden behind the scooter shed"

Naughty schoolboys fight behind teacher's back in old fashioned school.

"I can never remember whether children are to be seen and not heard or the other way around."

Teacher to other about hot dog vendor: 'Since when have we allowed that dude in the building?'

'When I was your age, an 'A' did not stand for 'adequate'.'

Bell ringer.

The Presidential Physical Fitness Test

'Gee, maybe there was something wrong with this college.'

"My parents taught me stuff until I was six, and then they outsourced me to Central Elementary."

Back to School Supplies - 1928 'A new hat?!!' 2006 - 'There's more in the car.'

"Is it okay if I dissect this ham sandwich?"

'I guess my love for Miss Rogers is over...I passed third grade.'

"I've been able to pay attention a lot more in class since the teacher separated us."

The boss is sending me back to school.

Boys at Leisure

'Trade you my Doggie Cola for tour Toilet Water Drink Box.'

'I was only promoted to fourth grade ten minutes ago, and I've already wiped third grade out of my mind.'

School janitor empties numbers out of math room waste basket.

Prom 2020

'These are the happiest years of my life, eh? -- you obviously haven't met my algebra teacher!'

'I hate to quit school, Mrs. Wiggins, but I got a better offer.'

"This is a weird frat."

"You've really blotted your copy book this time Higgins!"

"You don't bring me apples anymore."

"How's your spring break going, Jerry?"

"I'm starting to think being class clown was a bad career move."