College-bound Kids Gifts

"Oh George. My heart."

"One year closer to college!"

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

"So what happened between you and Estella?"

"Kids in college? Well, won't it be nice to have them home?"

"My dad doesn't nag me enough about going to college."

"Don't worry, Mom and Dad. I promise to only make mistakes you never made."

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

"I'm glad this is the last of it. Mom and Dad kept smiling, but I know it's breaking their hearts that I'm going to be living at college!"

"Either we've been robbed or the kids left without saying goodbye."

Blew off my S.A.T. prep class.

"That's Ruffles, our I.Q.-sniffing dog."

'Of course, that's just an estimate for your children's college costs.'

"I think we'd better enjoy these table scraps while we can. . . I heard the older child say she wanted to go to college!"

The kids are going back for another semester.

'Higher learning gets higher each year.'

"The kids are in college. . . what are we going to do with ourselves?"