Kids Leaving For College Gifts

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

"Looks like the kids have gone off to college. Let's grab a few years alone in the house before they decide to return."

"It was great seeing you – we'll have to have you two over once the kids have grown up and left for college."

'Think about it guys: We're fed and sheltered, why would we ever think about leaving the nest?'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"Well that's the last of our offspring gone - let battle commence."

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

"Kids in college? Well, won't it be nice to have them home?"

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

'They're 'individual' cheese slices, Herb, We knew one day they would go out on their own,'

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks

"Oh George. My heart."

'OK, so your brother's first flight was far from being a success, but have a go son!'

'Going back to work now that the kids are grown is one thing, Martha. Mounting a hostile takeover bid of my company is another!'

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

"Our son is off at college, so as a reminder of him, I keep a dirty sock-scented candle burning in his room."

'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!'

'I know that we once made a list of all the things we'd do when the kids left home but I can't remember one of them!'

"Either we've been robbed or the kids left without saying goodbye."

'Now that the kids have grown and gone I've decided to rent out their room.'

Posh students drinking beer.

The kids are going back for another semester.

'How will we pay for her college.'

"The kids are in college. . . what are we going to do with ourselves?"

Beggar's sign: 'children at university.'

"After Joey left, George was keen to convert his room into an office."

Angry White Males.

'Look on the bright side, we haven't lost a son, we've gained a parking place!'

"Lenny's awake. This is so exciting. His first day in the dorm."