Children Starting College Gifts

The kids are going back for another semester.

Big Bang Theory.

'Hmph. College kids.'

'It's rather unorthodox, but it appears the deposit refund on the empties will cover your first interest payment.'

'Desert island cartoons - and you?'

College kid rakes up his clothes on the floor in messy dorm room

Continuing education.

Math 101, for those who can only count to 100.

'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

'I started out as a teacher's pet, and then it kind of snowballed.'

'It says I missed freshmen Orientation and I have to take it in summer school in order to graduate.'

'May I be excused? I just checked my college investment portfolio online, and I feel sick.'

"Sorry, kid. No off-campus drinking until you're twenty-one."

It's a radical new development, a text novel for the text generation

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Good Luck in your Exams.

'At least he isn't into drugs.'

"Political Science... that's in the Department of Performing Arts."

'This is a good time to be young, son. Look at all the opportunities you have in front of you...you can help sole the problems of the environment, poverty,civil rights....'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'Of course, I'm argumentative.. I'm PRE-LAW, for goodness sake!'

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"The Wi-Fi password is publish 'publish or perish'."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"I'd like to change my major from dental to mental."

Pull an all-nighter?

'WOW! This ladies' nav app is fantastic!'

"And just how do you expect to become a made man, son, without a solid liberal-arts education?"

'My class is so large and my seat so far back, I feel like I'm taking a distance-learning course.'

'I finished my homework, and half my college freshman courses.'

"Do you know Lincoln's Gettysburg Address?"

'The first exam was easy as ABC, but that one felt more like a D,E or F.'

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."