Daughters Starting College Gifts

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

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'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

'He's trying to put three kids through college.'

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

"Kids in college? Well, won't it be nice to have them home?"

'They're 'individual' cheese slices, Herb, We knew one day they would go out on their own,'

With their only child off to college, the Gilmonts each suffered empty-nest syndrome in their own way.

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

"Oh George. My heart."

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!'

"Our son is off at college, so as a reminder of him, I keep a dirty sock-scented candle burning in his room."

"Either we've been robbed or the kids left without saying goodbye."

Touring campuses with Twig was fun. Now I don't want to go back to work! Quit! I'm earning your tuition money, Teddy. Wait. You went to college to get a good job so

The kids are going back for another semester.

"This place feels huge since all my sisters went off to college."

"Well, I think it's good that he wants to go to university."

Relax! The college process need not be stressful! Staying calm actually helps your child cope. Parents' night. Top colleges are brutally competitive. Even state universities are rejecting excellent students. I'm relaxed. Me too!

'How will we pay for her college.'

"The kids are in college. . . what are we going to do with ourselves?"

Beggar's sign: 'children at university.'

"It was great seeing you – we'll have to have you two over once the kids have grown up and left for college."

"Looks like the kids have gone off to college. Let's grab a few years alone in the house before they decide to return."

"After Joey left, George was keen to convert his room into an office."

Two bills for college tuition

Angry White Males.

'Your claim that you only put this on for the kids would be more convincing if they weren't both away at university.'

'Look on the bright side, we haven't lost a son, we've gained a parking place!'