Daughters Starting College Mugs

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

You got into the college of my choice, and I got into the college of your choice. Now if we could just work something out...

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

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'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

'They're 'individual' cheese slices, Herb, We knew one day they would go out on their own,'

"Kids in college? Well, won't it be nice to have them home?"

"Oh George. My heart."

"Higher learning gets higher each year."

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

"Either we've been robbed or the kids left without saying goodbye."

'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!'

"Our son is off at college, so as a reminder of him, I keep a dirty sock-scented candle burning in his room."

The kids are going back for another semester.

"Well, I think it's good that he wants to go to university."

"This place feels huge since all my sisters went off to college."

'How will we pay for her college.'

"The kids are in college. . . what are we going to do with ourselves?"

Beggar's sign: 'children at university.'

"After Joey left, George was keen to convert his room into an office."

Angry White Males.

"It was great seeing you – we'll have to have you two over once the kids have grown up and left for college."

"Looks like the kids have gone off to college. Let's grab a few years alone in the house before they decide to return."

'Look on the bright side, we haven't lost a son, we've gained a parking place!'

"Lenny's awake. This is so exciting. His first day in the dorm."