Child Going To College Mugs

"Lenny's awake. This is so exciting. His first day in the dorm."

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

Angry White Males.

Two bills for college tuition

Relax! The college process need not be stressful! Staying calm actually helps your child cope. Parents' night. Top colleges are brutally competitive. Even state universities are rejecting excellent students. I'm relaxed. Me too!

'He's trying to put three kids through college.'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

"I can't help but get emotional...it's not every day your little one leaves the nest and heads off to the first day of school..."

"My kids have called so many times from college askign for money that I asked to be put on the no call list."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

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"Kids in college? Well, won't it be nice to have them home?"

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

'They're 'individual' cheese slices, Herb, We knew one day they would go out on their own,'

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

What will be the worst part about your first semester of college being online classes only? My little brother will be my freshman year roommate!

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks

With their only child off to college, the Gilmonts each suffered empty-nest syndrome in their own way.

I'm forgetting which college is which. Their brochures are all alike. University of. It's always fall or spring. Apply! There's always a multi-cultural group of kids hanging out. There's always a girl in goggles working in a science lab with an ethnic-looking prof. It's reassuring. They all celebrate their diversity in the exact same way! And charge the exact same for it!

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."

'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!'

Touring campuses with Twig was fun. Now I don't want to go back to work! Quit! I'm earning your tuition money, Teddy. Wait. You went to college to get a good job so

"Either we've been robbed or the kids left without saying goodbye."

"Our son is off at college, so as a reminder of him, I keep a dirty sock-scented candle burning in his room."

"This place feels huge since all my sisters went off to college."

"Well, I think it's good that he wants to go to university."

The kids are going back for another semester.

'How will we pay for her college.'

Beggar's sign: 'children at university.'

"The kids are in college. . . what are we going to do with ourselves?"

"After Joey left, George was keen to convert his room into an office."

"It was great seeing you – we'll have to have you two over once the kids have grown up and left for college."

'Your claim that you only put this on for the kids would be more convincing if they weren't both away at university.'