Child Going To College Prints

"Lenny's awake. This is so exciting. His first day in the dorm."

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

Angry White Males.

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

"I can't help but get emotional...it's not every day your little one leaves the nest and heads off to the first day of school..."

"My kids have called so many times from college askign for money that I asked to be put on the no call list."

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

"Kids in college? Well, won't it be nice to have them home?"

'They're 'individual' cheese slices, Herb, We knew one day they would go out on their own,'

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks

"I am dyslexic, parked in a faculty space and wore my roommate's t-shirt."

'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!'

"Either we've been robbed or the kids left without saying goodbye."

"Our son is off at college, so as a reminder of him, I keep a dirty sock-scented candle burning in his room."

The kids are going back for another semester.

"Well, I think it's good that he wants to go to university."

"This place feels huge since all my sisters went off to college."

'How will we pay for her college.'

"The kids are in college. . . what are we going to do with ourselves?"

Beggar's sign: 'children at university.'

Last Parent Trying To Get Child Into College

"Looks like the kids have gone off to college. Let's grab a few years alone in the house before they decide to return."

"It was great seeing you – we'll have to have you two over once the kids have grown up and left for college."

"After Joey left, George was keen to convert his room into an office."

'Look on the bright side, we haven't lost a son, we've gained a parking place!'

"Yeah, I now how it is. . . I'm sending a boy through college too!"

'It was a sad day for the rattlesnake family when the time came for the children to strike out on their own.'

'Six kids in college! Laid off from work! Installment payments due 7 days a week...and our lawyer keeps saying 'Not Yet, Not Yet!''

"Gracie, if you're going off to college, you should know how to cook!"

"Next on our agenda is a reminder to the E.R. staff that it's that time of year again...we need to gear up for the influx of parents that just wrote those college tuition checks."