Children In College Prints

'Six kids in college! Laid off from work! Installment payments due 7 days a week...and our lawyer keeps saying 'Not Yet, Not Yet!''

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

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'I hope I run out of money before I flunk out.'

"My homework ate my dog."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

'The Great Depression? Didn't they have Prozac then?'

"Don't tell me, first time away from home, right?"

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"My parents said that until I find a job and move out they will not recognize me as a sentient being."

University Cafeteria. The first semester of college is tough. I'm not taking geography because I couldn't find the classroom on the map. I'm way behind on my archeology assignments. I'm buried and need to dig my way out. And everybody in political science lies and cheats to get ahead. How are you doing in statistics? I think I'm doing very well! My test scores are hugely below the class median. I should probably learn what that means.

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"The answer you seek can be found in the syllabus."

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Victor Frankenstein's Dream: 'This should definitely get me extra credit in my anatomy class.'

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

Student Debt

"IBS isn't all bad. It was largely responsible for me winning 6 sprinting medals in college track."

Student Food Pyramid

Believing that clothes make the man, Dave goes for the 'smart guy' look.

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Joins The Football Team

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

College of Liberal (not in the political snese) arts.

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

"So what happened between you and Estella?"

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

Frat House Feng Shui

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

'Dude, you gotta lay off the Mac n' Cheese!'