Child Going To University Prints

"Well, I think it's good that he wants to go to university."

Likes: $2.

"My homework ate my dog."

His Master's Thesis.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

"I learned how to shop online, mommy. If you see a series of tractor trailers arrive, it's just the rest of the stuff I ordered."

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

Pesky students.

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

'Your thesis on 'how to keep warm in winter'? Interesting.'

"Be afraid to try new things!"

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

'...Or not.'

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

Student Debt

"What did you study in school today, Gracie?"

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

'Cat Lit. You?'

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

"And before leaving virtual class today be sure and hit that like button!"

'I know he'll solve it--he even understands German wine labels.'

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

'Who should be contacted in case of an accident? Why, 911, of course. And these people are going to be teaching my children.'

VALENTINES: Stuck Like Glue