Children Going To University Prints

'Your claim that you only put this on for the kids would be more convincing if they weren't both away at university.'

"My homework ate my dog."

His Master's Thesis.

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'It's time to move out when Mom says...'

'It's basically a good master's thesis, but the word you want is 'serfs,' not 'smurfs.''

'Unemployed math grad. Will solve quadratic equations for food."

Pesky students.

'This scholarship application is great. You must have received an A in creative writing.'

"Never mind rehearsing for your first year at Uni. Get up now!"

"I'd like to spend a year abroad before getting tied to quill and parchment."

"I'm taking 'moving back in with the parents' studies."

"Be afraid to try new things!"

As a matter of fact, it IS rocket science.

The Graveyard of Past Deadlines

Grim Reapers sitting their 'Finals'.

'...Or not.'

I do want you to have a role in the group,but I wasn't thinking of 'the bloke who sits at the back eating biscuits and having a bit of a nap'.

'Cat Lit. You?'

Student Debt

"Enjoy university darling, and don't come back during the holidays, we're going to air BnB your room."

'OKAY, okay Sandra, I'll PAY for your University course. But it BETTER NOT cost me an arm and a leg!...'

"I can't believe I'm paying $5,000 a month for you to stream Intro to Psychology when I get all of TV for $15.99."

'Good news Mom. I was accepted to the college of your choice.'

'I know he'll solve it--he even understands German wine labels.'

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

"The counselor wasn't much help about getting into college. All he said was to study hard and get good grades."

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

VALENTINES: Stuck Like Glue

Canine Grammar. Getting a Master's. Shelter Adoptions. Getting masters.

Popular college book: How to say 'Send money' in 101 languages.

"That's in case Mum skypes me."

'Dude, you gotta lay off the Mac n' Cheese!'

'He's studying to go to university' - Student reading book; 'HOW TO LIVE ON NO MONEY'

"I just got the place feeling like home again and now it's time to go back to college."