Kids Off To College Mugs

"The kids are in college. . . what are we going to do with ourselves?"

"My parents are going to pay for my education but I'm on my own for any attorney's fees."

"The children took off their own coats this morning, Pastor."

'Of course creative writing is important. You want to write home for money when you go away to college,don't you?'

'The children are leaving the nest, honey! They're not diving in the Olympics...That was at leas a 6.5 by the way.'

'Oh, yeah? Well, my kid has accrued more college loan debt than your kid!'

"Kids in college? Well, won't it be nice to have them home?"

'They're 'individual' cheese slices, Herb, We knew one day they would go out on their own,'

"I worry about the parents when I'm off to college. They're totally dependent on me for IT support."

"I suppose it's 'Empty Nest Syndrome', doctor. . . ever since Amber left for college I've felt so empty!"

I would like to start a regualr investment program that will help pay my daughter's college textbooks

"Oh George. My heart."

'OK, so your brother's first flight was far from being a success, but have a go son!'

'My son is away at college, majoring in communications. He never calls and he never writes.'

"Our son is off at college, so as a reminder of him, I keep a dirty sock-scented candle burning in his room."

"Either we've been robbed or the kids left without saying goodbye."

'So our son can't move back in -- furniture sale!'

Posh students drinking beer.

The kids are going back for another semester.

'How will we pay for her college.'

Beggar's sign: 'children at university.'

"It was great seeing you – we'll have to have you two over once the kids have grown up and left for college."

"Looks like the kids have gone off to college. Let's grab a few years alone in the house before they decide to return."

"After Joey left, George was keen to convert his room into an office."

Angry White Males.

'Look on the bright side, we haven't lost a son, we've gained a parking place!'

"Lenny's awake. This is so exciting. His first day in the dorm."

"I can't help but get emotional...it's not every day your little one leaves the nest and heads off to the first day of school..."